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Post by Scornful Pen on Feb 22, 2006 21:05:26 GMT -5
No, no! It's actually pretty good! You have a good amount of drama, but not too much, in fact you have exactly the opposite of killersock! But you're still just as good though what she fails at you achieve beautifully, and vice versa. You could be more descriptive though, study eachother's styles, and figure out what you think is good, andvice versa. Alrighty the other two, burnt and disease we shan't go into much. In fact, as your final exam in weaponry and design I want you to do three things: 1. Define the way of death you find most gory. 2. Design a poison 3. Do the strangest death you can think of. That's just a heads up, so practice practice practice! KillerSock: Convince matt to RPG with you as prep and fatal: I will help you via PMing if you like. Anyway, back to the lessoN! Burnt: Ugh, I hate doing this one. You most likely won't be burnt, but as a good measure I'll do this one: Thankfully there is only one basic type of burning: Bleeding, charring, blackening of skin, screaming, writhing, and loss of senses. Dat's basically all you can do with burning, now you know the extent of my knowledge. Disease, random sickness: This'n's fun! lol if you want to get out of a role-play but don't want to just drop it completely, or if your bored with your character this is the ideal death! You can almost do anything with sickness, bleeding, coughing, choking, hallucinations (oo fun!), vomiting, fainting, dizziness oh my! The list goes on. I personally prefer the raging babbling lunatic, er, scarlet fever, I mean. Consumption (TB) is good as well. Whichever floats your boat. Anyway, your 'test' is in two days.
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Post by Scornful Pen on Feb 22, 2006 21:14:50 GMT -5
Alright Romance and Wooing is off the list seeing as this is the one I have the littlest expierience in. Dagnabbit, well, actually I have expierience in it, I just do the weird types, like movie based ones. But ANYWAY! If you want a good romance and wooing tips here's the basics:
Don't be a mary-sue, you can be suave, or cold (cold is my personal favourite, but whatever you want). But if you want to start 'dating' that cute marchwarded, then here's some tips:
Don't throw yourself at him, you can make yourself clear without being a mary-sue. Make the guy/girl work for it! Don't fall into eachother's arms cinderella style; starstuck-lovers are so cliche.
Screw up in front of him, it releases the tension and makes you both feel better.
Be intelligent! What would you do in this situation?
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Post by Scornful Pen on Feb 22, 2006 21:21:09 GMT -5
General:
Okies, general. This is the class where you basically just practice your RPGing skills in general. So you can experiment all you like here. Just don't go jedi, on me, kay? I hate it whenever they do that...
Alright, so who wants to start the RPG? Anyone? .... Well, fine, I'll start it!
Anira stretched lazily, feeling stiff. She rose off of the floor of the Silver Helm Inn on the third level of Gondor; narrowly missing being trampled by the morning customers. She rushed out of the Inn and strode toward the stable behind the inn to retrieve her horse...
Care to continue?
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Post by fatalbeauty on Feb 23, 2006 17:03:28 GMT -5
ok im just gonna go through and answer the questions. not sure what im supposed t odo here. ill be glad for soem help over pm. and should i use the chararcter i made up in this practice rp or what?
1. Define the way of death you find most gory. being able to see the blood coming out of you as you die 2. Design a poison a very rare poison formed in the dark ages by a kid was used to kill his family made out of celery roots and alchohal and other secret ingrediants is very powerful 3. Do the strangest death you can think of. I fell over dead with no reason except my brain had been sucked out through my nose by a vaccuum cleaner
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Post by Nosteruionwen on Feb 23, 2006 18:45:07 GMT -5
Define the way of death you find most gory.-hmm.alot of blood..being thrown on to a spike of doom..or being stabbed with a sword..like..sword in pulled out..sword in, pulled out. Design a poisen.--hmm.made of..the root of a magical tree.called..The Magic tree.strong.mixed with..blood of..snake.and like..bat fangs. Do the strangest death or whatever.--hmm.um..being bitten by a pink fluffy bunny abomanation.or...being torn apart by a werewolf that i thought was my friend.yeesh.
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Post by Nosteruionwen on Feb 23, 2006 18:46:44 GMT -5
oh yah.how am i sposed to rp with matto if i cant talk to him?havent talked to him since you derned posted that.
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Post by Scornful Pen on Feb 23, 2006 21:26:06 GMT -5
okay...number one:
Do that test over. That was a crappy attempt. NO HUMOR! lol okay and what I mean by poison is to design it like tell what it does. Here, I'll do an example:
1. Define the way of death you find most gory. Being skinned alive then burned at the stake. 2. Design a poison A poison made out of a rare root of a tree that grows in the plains of South Africa. Causes the victim to suddenly bleed in the pores and to hallucinate. 3. Do the strangest death you can think of. "I gasped as the quill pen was shoved into my throat with all of the force that Lostariel could manage. She laughed as she repeatedly stabbed and twisted the metal-tipped quill pen into my skull and throat...the last words I heard before I passed on into Mandos was, "Who's the pretty one, now, dearest sister?"
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Post by Scornful Pen on Feb 23, 2006 21:26:31 GMT -5
Number two, you can practice with me via PMing
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Post by fatalbeauty on Feb 24, 2006 13:32:17 GMT -5
1. Define the way of death you find most gory. like i siad before seeing the blood spurt out of you 2. Design a poison its made from rhuibarb roots mashed up. in fact i is rhubarb roots mashed up. mixed with poke berries. 3. Do the strangest death you can think of. being played around with like a cat plays with a mouse anly by a dragona nd then being consumed by the fire and eaten.
i relalyu did try here. hope its okay.. i dont think about dying alot.
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Post by Scornful Pen on Feb 25, 2006 14:36:09 GMT -5
*nods* pretty good you get a B+ you could've gotten better if you explained what the poison did.
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Post by fatalbeauty on Feb 27, 2006 22:03:12 GMT -5
ok
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Post by Nosteruionwen on Mar 1, 2006 9:52:18 GMT -5
right.>.>...<.<
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Post by Scornful Pen on Mar 6, 2006 18:49:06 GMT -5
lol you'll be good. I'm working on your other tests. I'm going to give you one big testing day.
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Post by Nosteruionwen on Mar 6, 2006 23:09:42 GMT -5
ooo I'm weal scawed.
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Post by Scornful Pen on Apr 9, 2006 23:19:51 GMT -5
*sails in with a dramatic swoosh of her silken cape* Greetings, mortals. The Art of Role-Play Combat All right, lovies. Here's a little overview of what's to come: Physical Combat Magical Combat Weapon-Using Combat Let's start with...weapon using combat. When using a sword always remember to include your swordbreaker in the combat! Here's several images of a swordbreaker: Some of you might also recognize them as a three-bladed dagger. Allow me to demonstrate in an ASCII art: ...../\ ...^ .../\ .....|| ..| .| ..|| .....|| ..| .| ..|| .....|| ..| .| ..|| .< ¯¯¯¯(.)¯¯¯¯> ..........|| ..........|| ..........||What you are supposed to do with a sword breaker is to catch your opponent's blade in one of it's little "prongs" and then you just turn your wrist and CRACK! Your opponent's sword breaks like a twig; thus rendering him helpless... Anyway here is some vocabulary: Parry: To block a blow with your sword Feint: to fake one movement than to do the absolutely opposite rapier: "A Nobleman's Sword" a sword commonly used in high-society for duels. All right, I'll post more in the morn, right now I've stretched my inexperienced brain a bit too much...
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